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Short Demotivational Poster


WALL-E VS SHORT CIRCUIT - There can be only one


TAGS: wall e vs short circuit there can be only one
Rating: 2.31/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 8:30 pm
"There can be only one" ... YUP - BENDER


DEMOTIVATION - supreme example


TAGS: p**** short ***k demotivational pee toilet
Rating: 4.67/5

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forseti - May 4, 2010, 6:01 pm
welcome to the club ;)
Sleeves - May 4, 2010, 5:07 pm
you have captured my life in poster form 5l


MIDGET KISS -




THE SHORT BUS - No matter how fast it goes It's still the slowest thing around


TAGS: short bus
Rating: 4.43/5

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seedy - January 13, 2012, 1:10 pm
sorry. Short BUS, that is.
seedy - January 13, 2012, 1:10 pm
Who ever made this poster couldn't have chosen a more wrong short bust for the comment below it. If you know, you know. If you don't, I'm glad.
Reality Lord - August 10, 2010, 5:27 pm

DITTO!! 5 speed bumps on this one.
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 3:35 pm
ROR! Amsome!


SHORT STORY -


TAGS: short bedtime story
Rating: 4.77/5

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champ99 - September 14, 2012, 11:29 am
Could be Cyber, could be.
Cyberhagen - September 8, 2012, 12:16 pm
OMG, is there a hidden webcam in my bedroom?!
tellitlikeitis - December 22, 2011, 7:48 pm
Hahaha... love this one.
champ99 - December 22, 2011, 9:43 am
So do I! lol
mariand - December 22, 2011, 6:18 am
LOL
Airman - December 21, 2011, 5:28 pm
I know that story!


THE SHORT BUS - It is kind of hard denying you ride it when it is parked in your kitchen


TAGS: shortbus kitchen
Rating: 4.19/5

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spacedog - October 5, 2012, 1:33 pm
*snicker* I'd tell everyone it was there to pick up my kid sister.


THE SHORT BUS -


TAGS: tard timmy short bus
Rating: 3.3/5

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Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:58 pm
I was always a ****ty teacher...just ask my employees
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:57 pm
I stand 150% corrected. Thanks, TTH!
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:56 pm
Knife wielders aggy? More like safety scissors!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:55 pm
MO is solid gold today!!!! That Six Flags trip centered you!
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:55 pm
Silly, they take the Bus
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:54 pm
Bone.... don't be setting her up. You know where this can lead. Keep in mind, she's not old enough to be jaded yet, and that is where sarcasm flows from... it's the alcoholic "force" - needn't be getting knife-wielders into gunfights... so to speak.
MO - July 5, 2009, 3:53 pm
p***philia...is that like riding a bike to Philly?
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:53 pm
give it right back that is
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:52 pm
BriaHere; when the boys here start picking on you, dive it right back to them. Just don't be curt, be sarcastic or funny. In turn, we will be too. This is the pinnacle of "What goes around..." in here!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:52 pm
See, mooooo? You can stop, too!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:51 pm
Anyone who can stop doing paedophilia is ok in my book. Thanks, Bria!
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:51 pm
Its good to stop doing p***philia. you should be proud
BriaHere - July 5, 2009, 3:50 pm
Well, yes but I don't consider paedophilia funny. I stopped doing it, anyways.
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:47 pm
"Just because she's j******t doesn't mean she'd ever sleep with any of you old gross pieces of crap".
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:45 pm
You need to read your comments, then. But, as I said... listen, and heed the advice. If not, continue being that way... it won't look childish until you're old enough to look back on it and cringe.
BriaHere - July 5, 2009, 3:43 pm
I'm hating on nobody. More being hated on.
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:33 pm
Hey look, is that Metalgreek driving?
MO - July 5, 2009, 3:31 pm
HONK! HONK!!! Bria!! You're late!!!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:29 pm
Bria... you have to understand that this isn't the place to lay hate out on all the motifakes and their posters. There are so many other sites to do that. We're a good bunch... you need to stop and listen to what is being said... it's friendly advice.
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:29 pm
How did she know who I was talking about?
BriaHere - July 5, 2009, 3:27 pm
TTH stop trying to pick a fight or whatever it is you're doing. Just grow up.
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:16 pm
Sure a Fed that poses as a British 15 year old....tr*** maybe, but who knows
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:13 pm
I'm telling you there's something fishy about that chick. either a tr***, or a fed!
MO - July 5, 2009, 3:08 pm
Bria!!!! Time for school!!!
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:07 pm
the first


STUPIDITY - Great day for shorts aint it?


TAGS: hitler is dumb shorts winter
Rating: 2.39/5

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Zealot - October 7, 2010, 9:15 pm
what?


1910 -


TAGS: 100 short years
Rating: 3.73/5

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forseti - July 7, 2010, 5:51 pm
some funny facts... but not really more.


WHEN YOU PEAK - in pre-school there aren't a lot of disappointments ahead




MUGGSY BOGUES - I can’t say one bad thing about him Because to make something as obvious as a short joke here Would only belittle me




THE SHORT BUS - cause i sure hope thats not their long one




YOU ARE NOT FAT - You're just a little short for your weight ...




SCHOOL BUS - "Don't worry mama, your kids will be safe."




SHORT FIGHT -


TAGS: theone short fight
Rating: 4.88/5

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JesusWept - September 24, 2012, 4:17 pm
LMAO!! Good one! 5 pts


WEEKENDS -


TAGS: weekends welcome short bus
Rating: 4.55/5

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Jackl - November 8, 2010, 2:14 pm
Yep , cannot wait to find this one at the local Wal-mart ..till then it makes a great wallpaper for my computer
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 8:23 pm
I want that doormat!


YOUR RIDE IS HERE -


TAGS: all aboard the short bus timmy
Rating: 3.85/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - January 28, 2010, 2:37 am
OooH! I wonder how the windows taste!!


CONTROL -


TAGS: control definition short ugly convict
Rating: 3.64/5

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Marvin Wankerstein - February 12, 2010, 11:12 am
He's in jail because he killed the ja****s that gave him that haircut.


SHORT BUS - Because thats how I roll.


TAGS: short bus
Rating: 1.82/5
Mr X - January 14, 2009, 10:54 pm
Hey..... That's MY bus!!!


A GOOD SERMON -


TAGS: sermon skirt short interest nun
Rating: 4.83/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 7:16 pm
now I know I am :)
Rick69 - February 12, 2012, 7:14 pm
Well-played. . . Except if you only knew how far from the truth you were. . .
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 7:12 pm
tell me about it... try adjusting your p**dle to 'moderate', worked for me. if you have electricity at the farm that is :)
Rick69 - February 12, 2012, 6:04 pm
I'm not even going to tell you how long it took me to find the perfectly appropriate picture. . . :)
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 4:49 pm
who n55ds a sermon ? :)


HANGIN' WITH MOTHER TERESA -




INSANITY - Begins with a single motifake




DONNER PARTY -


TAGS: humboldt short cut
Rating: 3.25/5

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agdaniele - May 24, 2009, 2:25 pm
Excellent. Waiting on the Eli Whitney reference.... soon?
Sean - May 24, 2009, 12:22 am
I love topical humor. 5. Let us know how it works out for 'em, k?


A STRAIGHT LINE MAY BE THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO POINTS, BUT IT IS BY NO MEANS THE MOST INTERESTING. -


TAGS: straight line shortest distance two points not most interestin silverheart
Rating: 4.35/5

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Zetmonk - March 6, 2013, 11:47 pm
Amazing artwork! The po5ter isn't bad either ;-)


COMPLAINTS DEPARTMENT - I wish I was shorter Now that’s a complaint. Wait, what?




LOGICAL SUICIDE -


TAGS: time day suicide suicidal logic lunch break too short jumper needs to hurry nice shoes btw
Rating: 3.39/5

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Bartimaeus - December 19, 2009, 5:05 pm
...and glass can shatter. Don't let it deter you. lol
Grim R@per - November 12, 2009, 1:08 pm
Pretty sure he's in a galss elevator...
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 8:16 pm
ty. Based on a true story.
spacedog - October 23, 2009, 8:14 pm
Very nice Bart.
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 7:01 pm
Thanks, man. That's always good to hear.
agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 6:58 pm
5L Bart... excellent!!!


EMO'S - Should take a long walk off a short pier




SHORTCUT -


TAGS: shortcut road lost calendar
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - June 17, 2012, 1:37 pm
nice one


SHIFT CHANGE - Appropriate transportation makes everything go smoothly


TAGS: mods short bus
Rating: 4.77/5

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agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:09 am
My hair tastes like blue!
rerun - July 19, 2010, 6:46 pm

aggy is kicking me
spacedog - July 19, 2010, 4:26 pm
LMAO! Great one Airman. I wonder who's riding in the back. It looks like someone changed their avatar just before submission. 5L
Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 1:12 pm
A bus? I thought it would be a windowless panel van.
GreyScorpion - July 19, 2010, 1:05 pm
what do you mean you're not on it??? you're the driver!! 5L
Kung-Fu Devil - July 19, 2010, 12:54 pm
They are just our special little guys haha.
thatonechick - July 19, 2010, 12:34 pm
I'm glad I'm not on that bus...


I'M NOT THAT STRONG -


TAGS: snl martin short surfer
Rating: 4.67/5

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Sean - January 14, 2011, 11:48 pm
Airman you have a heart of gold. Aggy's tribute to the legendary SNL skit is my screensaver. This is hilarious.
Airman - January 14, 2011, 6:59 pm
that one was for you
agdaniele - January 14, 2011, 6:51 pm
Yes!


SHORTCUT -




THE KEY TO HAPPINESS - is always just out of our reach.


TAGS: key to happiness reach is short
Rating: 2.89/5
rerun - December 26, 2009, 11:07 am

agreed - 5L if attributed
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 8:50 am
This is an excellent poster! Dude you really need to sign your work and register in the forum so that we can recognize your effort here. Otherwise anonymous posters get 1L votes!


STUNT MAN - Now Stunted growth man.




Probably not MLK’s dream, however -


TAGS: brain hand short circuit
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - December 18, 2013, 1:13 am
That's hilarious GaryO! :D
GaryO - December 12, 2013, 7:29 pm
Heh, didn’t know you were Italian
MissPriss - December 12, 2013, 1:05 pm
Here's one for ya...right hand "chopped" into left elbow crevice with middle finger of left hand sharply thrust upward...my response as I laughed up a nose full of tea once again Mr. Gary! 5 silent L's.


balance is the key -




EVOLUTION OF THE BATHING SUIT - THE BIKINI One must ponder...does evolution ever consider the short comings?


TAGS: evolution bathingsuit short comings bikini
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - May 20, 2012, 12:14 am
Bikinis are one of the things that should not be sold above a certain size
MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 4:30 pm
Ahhsoh...you so funny.
fan4camping - May 19, 2012, 3:24 pm
OW! My eyes! Quick, someone get me some Lysol! (shudder) Please God, don't let this be the last thing I ever see!


A PROVERB -


TAGS: short sentence long experience cervantes
Rating: 4.86/5

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lgvernon - June 25, 2013, 3:12 pm

Stop...save yourself..(hugs)
GaryO - June 25, 2013, 11:06 am
Well, I do believe that’s a sh**. Well played, LG. I’m sure there will be more opportunities as I type myself deeper into a hole.
lgvernon - June 24, 2013, 11:31 pm

'Short'is such an evocative word... Sorry~~couldn't help it...
GaryO - June 24, 2013, 10:47 pm
Funny…….I thought of me too!
lgvernon - June 24, 2013, 10:02 pm

Saw the quote today and immediately thought of you.
GaryO - June 24, 2013, 8:06 pm
HAH!!!!


NOT FUNNY ENOUGH? - good great grand wonderful


TAGS: mod short bus
Rating: 4.67/5

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rerun - January 16, 2014, 9:07 pm

This popped up in random mode. Been a long time & a lot os mods under the bridge. I think I prefer my current avatar.
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 6:54 pm
ROR! Who gave matt a license?


THE 7EVEN YEAR ITCH -


TAGS: a day late and a dollar short
Rating: 4.64/5

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spacedog - August 21, 2010, 7:50 pm
Excellent! You'll still have 10 bucks left to buy that medicated lotion. 5L


Entertainment -




POVERTY -


TAGS: harry chapin the shortest story lines from
Rating: 4.55/5

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babyface55 - June 28, 2011, 10:16 pm
eww ........ bugs.....
jameswnash - August 23, 2010, 11:58 pm
Deep brother, that's deep... 5 flies for you


TIME -




FIVE DOLLAR (NOT QUITE A) FOOTLONGS! -


TAGS: subway footlongs come up short
Rating: 4.43/5

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GaryO - January 19, 2013, 10:14 am
I do believe that when I pay $3.299 I get the full gallon. I did ask for the change once when I bought a gallon for the mower and paid $3.30…wonder what $.001/gal amounts to per day.
ughomer - January 19, 2013, 5:35 am
Foil bags containing Lays chips still same size but contents getting less in volume too. More air, less cholesterol.
CloudchaserS - January 19, 2013, 5:33 am
Good point. There's also that story about Delta saving thousands just by putting one olive in their salads instead of two.
Rudedog - January 19, 2013, 12:43 am
My wife always wants the 6 incher but I swear its at least 6.25"
Greeny - January 18, 2013, 7:47 pm
It's just the same as that 8 inch myth thingy
Silverheart - January 18, 2013, 3:21 pm

My poster is just my sarcastic take on the matter. Look around, the food industry is trying to charge the same $ for less product. I see it all the time in grocery stores.
alazgr8 - January 18, 2013, 3:20 pm
Would you complain if you found out the gallon of gas you purchased was less than a gallon?
Silverheart - January 18, 2013, 3:19 pm

On top of that, Subway has reduced the portions of meat, cheese and other toppings.
Silverheart - January 18, 2013, 3:17 pm

GaryO answered it pretty well. One person measured their sub, found it an inch short. He posted it on FB, which led to many ppl doing the same. Over half of the 'footlongs' were actually 11 - 11.5 inches, with none over 12.
GaryO - January 18, 2013, 2:09 pm
My take on this poster is the unstated downsizing of everything in the food industry. A jar of mayo is now 30oz. Hardly recognizable shrinkage to the consumer, but a gazillion jars, like the tens of thousands of subway samiches, is a big dif to the mfg.
CloudchaserS - January 18, 2013, 11:51 am
If the foot longs you got were 13in, would you complain?
CloudchaserS - January 18, 2013, 11:50 am
I've a couple of question for all of the complainers. Subway serves thousands of sandwiches every hour. Probably tens of thousands. Do you really expect each and every ft long to never be less than 12 inches? And if the foot longs you got were 13 inches?


SENTANCE -




PATH - Most of the time, the shortest path between two points isn´t a straight line




I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING - And I'm thinking the same thing I'm also thinking that keeping our mouths shut might be a wise choice


TAGS: g** shorts the bomb
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 2:27 pm
This motifake is incredible!
Airman - July 2, 2010, 4:27 pm
LOL.. don't favorite it though.. the shorts will haunt you forever
Haarakkon - July 2, 2010, 3:57 pm
Airman, this pic is EPIC! 5 lions, one for every inch of their shorts.
Mongo - July 2, 2010, 3:51 pm
It must have been Daisy Duke Sunday....I have heard King th*** Saturday was epic...
Haarakkon - July 2, 2010, 3:18 pm
At least they're not showing any ankle.


REMEMBER THIS? - What about a butt shortage?




THE SOLSTICE - Don't miss the dinner show on the ISS


TAGS: shortest or longest day
Rating: 2.67/5

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Derek - December 21, 2009, 5:33 pm
"Solstice" - from a satellite?


SHORT GUYS - The chips on their shoulders feel really heavy!


TAGS: short guys babies
Rating: 1.68/5

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repiglicanzsuk - May 13, 2008, 12:38 am
Richard D. James influenced?


Flying -


TAGS: short flight
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 24, 2017, 10:30 pm
Darkly humorous! Excellent!
Thedewd - March 16, 2017, 5:27 am
The amazing thing is, the 2,000 foot fall will not kill him. It's that sudden stop at the bottom that does it every time...
JesusWept - March 15, 2017, 11:02 am
Outstanding!
concern3 - March 15, 2017, 9:47 am
Fantastic, UP yours


Short and Sweet -


TAGS: short sweet emasculating calendar
Rating: 4.6/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 10:52 am
Yeahhh... Try saying that to your new partner & see if they don't try not to laugh, after they've say "You've got big balls...".
JesusWept - February 7, 2016, 10:00 am
Or 'awww..'
JesusWept - February 7, 2016, 10:00 am
LOL thanks!
mizzdizz - February 7, 2016, 9:46 am
"I'm sorry! I didn't realize it was so cold in here---let me turn up the heat." 5 LOL lions, JW!
GaryO - February 6, 2016, 8:24 pm
right up there with 'cute'


HATERS GOTTA HATE -


TAGS: confederate running shorts
Rating: 4.6/5

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concern3 - September 19, 2015, 8:33 am
excellent, I'm not sure there can ever be "nuff said" a 5er
GaryO - September 19, 2015, 7:02 am
fav...'nuff said


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